Sally is probably only 10 years old but she looks and sounds like she is 42.
Sally is a good girl. She knows how to cook her half of the cabbage. She shreds it and brings just a little bit of water to the boil, adds the cabbage and a sprinkle of salt and saves the cabbage water in a china tea cup to make gravy. Janes cabbage is however a wet, soggy mess.. and she is a murderer because “she drowned her cabbage in water…”
And look how good the girls are fussing over the boys who are doing nothing but sitting on their lazy arses looking disapprovingly at Janes soggy cabbage.
It’s OK, they fight over Sally’s cabbage because it’s MUCH tastier..
Oh look! Here comes grandma… she awards the boys horrid behaviour by giving them the cabbage off her plate.
Everyone is happy..
Told you CABBAGE ROCKS!