You know that feeling you get when you are watching something naughty, something that pushes the boundaries, something that shows naked flesh and glimpses of aroused male toilet parts??

Your pulse quickens, your skin dampens, you find yourself breathing a little heavier, your pupils dilate and you hope to God no one walks in, looks over your shoulder, and finds out you are a secret pervert?

So “The Wartime Kitchen and Garden” has that affect on me…

It teasingly flaunts it’s 1940’s ness with glimpses of Talaware, wrap around pinafores, old radios, retro kitchens, pudding bowls and the most wonderful walled vegetable garden on the face of our planet…

I want it all…. I want Ruth Mott to boss me around in her kitchen, I want to be Land Army Girl Annie planting marrows on the Andersen Shelter, I want to walk down to the corner store with my whicker basket and ration book and join the long queue for 4 oz of bacon, I want to wear a gas mask…

Am I a masochist? Am I a secret ration book pervert?

All I know is this series is the most wonderfully, exciting, moist making and visually arousing TV series for anyone with a 1940s Home Front fetish…

Enjoy!!!!